this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com
HE SPELLED IT WRONGHE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
my cousin was on his laptop and did this when he was younger but he is homosexual so i suppose it was a fruitful endeavor on his part
At up to 36ft in length, the oarfish is the largest bony fish known to science and is thought to be responsible for many sea serpent legends. Although it lives in tropical and temperate waters worldwide, the oarfish is rarely caught or seen alive. Little is known about its behavior.
If oarfish are so rare, how come they’re in every damn episode of Octonauts?
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
This will never stop being hilarious.
this is amazing ahahahha
(Source: koreanmulan)
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together
(Source: teacupsandnutmeg)
Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
(Source: beyonces)
I didn’t have a French flag
You get the concept though
I AM CRYING JESUS CIHRST
is that the impala?
Technically it’s our coffee table
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend